do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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