K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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