16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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