Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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