i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize
