i just had sex bonerless
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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