I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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