it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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