these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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