I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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