I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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