is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i think im in europe. pls send help
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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