Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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