I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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