Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Randomize
