She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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