i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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