he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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