anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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