I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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