We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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