im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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