Say something about gay babies.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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