I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
