You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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