when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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