Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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