Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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