I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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