I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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