Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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