I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I didn't notice because vodka
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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