physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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