you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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