i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You may now shotgun with the bride
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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