I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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