Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
