omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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