rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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