i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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