did you get engaged???
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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