he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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