I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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