this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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