scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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