she takes plan B like it's going out of style
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I think a kid would responsible me up
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
