it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Its about making memories worth repressing
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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