physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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