yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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