All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
