Whatcha textin bout Willis?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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