Those balls look pretty dangerous.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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