We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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