She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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