At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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