hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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