Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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