On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize
