He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
