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Ever heard of a U-boat?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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