my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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