There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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