I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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