the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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